Guy: Let's go watch the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience!
Girl: Suck my dick.
–86th & 3rd
Guy: Let's go watch the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience!
Girl: Suck my dick.
–86th & 3rd
Girl: Where they weird?
Guy: I don't know. They were Australian.
–M14D Bus
20-something guy: Dave, are you Superman?
Dave: Yeah, I am!
20-something guy, screaming: See? See? Your whole thing goes down the shitter.
–6th Ave
Overheard by: Touche
Ghetto guy: You want to suck another dick.
Frizzy-haired blonde: I ain't sucking anyone else's dick today.
–W 4th St & Broadway
Overheard by: JZ
Guy, after lengthy technical explanation: Yeah, so SPF 10 is only twice as strong as SPF 5.
Girl: Now I get it.
–Elevator, 39th & 2nd
Overheard by: kerin
Guy #1: Dude, there is this bar up in Albany where you are basically guaranteed a hand-job. You don't even have to buy them a drink, it is like destiny.
Guy #2: We should go there this weekend.
–6 Train
Overheard by: nicjustice
Guy to friend: So, Kirsten's cute.
Friend: I only like her in her leggings.
–NYU
Overheard by: yomama
Dude #1: I heard it ruins your sex life.
Dude #2: Forever?
Dude #1: I think so!
–34th & 8th
Guy: So what was our plan again? Have a drink and then go for a drive?
Girl: It'll be just like we're living in Long Island again!
–26th & 8th
Girl: I don't understand how they can still film Survivor. Haven't they run out of desolated islands by now?
Guy: Long Island?
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: cnol
