Wednesday One-Liners for Kendra

Young lady: Stupid people have more fun!

–Chrystie & Housten

Overheard by: Probably True…

Middle age woman to young woman pushing stroller: Well, this is a stupid place for a stroller!

–Times Square

Overheard by: Would the street be safer?

Oversized hip-hop boyfriend to undersized girlfriend: I'm being stupid for your benefit.

–Duane Reade

Woman buying ibuprofen: It's not a virus. My mother's got a headache from everyone being stupid.

–Inwood

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Girl smoking on the sidewalk to smoking friend: He's perfect. Except that he's kind of dumb. But he's perfect!

–34th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: Katface

Posted on July 8, 2015
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My Ass Exceeds the Specifications for Tights, As Set Forth by the School Handbook

Girl #1: It's really warm, and I really want to take these pants off.
Girl #2: That shirt's long enough to cover your butt, and you're wearing tights under it, right?
Girl #1: Yeah, but still. I'm not white.

–Stuyvesant High School

Posted on July 8, 2015
Ass, Clothing, Colors, Girls, Heat, Nudity, Stuyvesant, Wishes & desires

And a Sound Sleeper

Chick #1: I just felt sad, so I slept with him.
Chick #2: But… he’s gay.
Chick #1: But he’s a good kisser.

–1 train

Posted on July 8, 2015
Girls, On the Subway, Sexuality

Which Requires a Strong Core

Queer: I do Pilates now!
Girl: Jesus Christ, you are such a homo.

–Bryant Park

Posted on July 8, 2015
Bryant Park, Comebacks, Default, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Queer guys, Sports

Jane Austen: Bitch, Please

Little girl looking at hobo: Mommy how do you get money if you don't have any?
Trophy mom: You just get married, honey.

–18th & Broadway

Posted on July 7, 2015
Default, Girls, Kids, Marriage, Moms, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Questions

Grandpa’s So Inconsiderate

Hipster boy: I came home, and his shit was all open on my computer.
Hipster girl: He was on it again?!
Hipster boy: Yeah, and it was, like, rape videos he had downloaded. I sit down and it’s like rape, rape, rape. I don’t care if he uses my computer, but I don’t need to see that shit!
Hipster girl: For real.

–S 1st & Bedford

Overheard by: redshift

Posted on July 7, 2015
Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Hipsters, Internet, Porn, Rape, Union Square and East Village

Speaking Of Cold…

Guy: I have to say, one nice thing about living here is that the winters are so cold that a lot of the homeless freeze to death. So, you know, there's a lot less of them.
Girl: Dude, it's “fewer”. Not “less”.

–17th & 9th

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on July 7, 2015
Assholes, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Compare/Contrast, Death, Girls, Guys, Homeless, Weather, Words

At Least Our Nipples Are Perky!

(at the freezer section)
Dumb blond mom: Jesus, why’s it gotta be so cold in here?
Dumb blond daughter: Oh god, I know! Like it’s not cold enough outside.

–PathMart, Forest Ave

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on July 7, 2015
Default, Girls, Gripes, Idiots, Moms, Queens, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Store, Stupidity, Weather

Or Thinking Something– Which Is Rarely.

Asian in suit: Do you think I'm like, really serious?
Asian chick: Yeah, you're serious about pretty much everything.
Asian suit: But only when, I'm like, doing something.

–112th & Broadway

Overheard by: okay…

Posted on July 7, 2015
Asians, Columbia University, Girls, Psychology, Questions, Suits

It's Easier to Celebrate Birthdays Above Ground

Girl to guy holding paper with Haiti headline: Oh my god! That is so ironic, coz yesterday, it was like, Sara's birthday… and she's totally Haitian.

–7 Train

Overheard by: Dana

Posted on July 6, 2015
Birthdays, Foreigners, Girls, Guys, News, On the Subway, Stupidity

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