Any Alley Will Do

Drunk queer #1: Hey, let’s get some food!
Drunk queer #2: I don’t have any money!
Drunk queer #1: That’s alright. Papi will pay…if you nibble his foreskin!
Drunk queer #2: Alright. Where do you wanna go?

–17th & 5th

Posted on October 17, 2006
BJs, Drunks, Food, Manhattan, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Penis, Private Parts, Queer guys, Queers, Sex

You Are What You Eat, Young Lady

Rabid coworker: Hey, can you come over to my house and help me install some doors?
Lesbian coworker: I’m not that kind of lesbian!

–Apple Store, 5th Ave

Overheard by: i sell the ipods

Posted on October 17, 2006
Gays and Lesbians, Lesbians, Manhattan

What Happens When You Let Jesuits Educate Your Kids

Tween girl: Mom you’re not a tease if you give it up, you’re a slut. Jesse’s a slut, I’m a tease.

–Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: S-dawg

Posted on October 16, 2006
Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms, Parents, People, Places, Promiscuity, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Topics, Tweens

Sweetie, if You Think Changing Clothes Will Let you Blend in, You’re Even More of a New Englander than You Realize

Bostonian Girl: I need to get clothes for the city.
Bostonian Guy: What’s wrong with what you have?
Bostonian Girl: Are you kidding? We’re in New York City, you can’t wear North Face in NYC. They’ll be able to tell we’re New Englanders from a mile away.

–Fordham University

Posted on October 14, 2006
Clothing, Fordham, Girls, Guys, Manhattan, Tourists

No, I Mean This Guy Who Presses Himself up Against Me

European tourist: I have my spoon!
Table of friends: What?!
European tourist: I have my spoon!
Table of friends: Um…you mean umbrella?

–Hudson Corner Café

Overheard by: Thompson

Posted on October 10, 2006
Manhattan, Restaurants & Cafes, Tourists, Weather

This Was at the Heart of the Dispute Between Edison and Tesla

Queer #1: Ann and Leslie are here.
Queer #2: Shit, are they lesbians?
Queer #1: Yeah.
Queer #2: Uh, I’m a D.C. gay. I don’t hang out with lesbians.

–3rd & B

Posted on October 7, 2006
Alphabet City, Gays and Lesbians, History & Geography, Lesbians, Manhattan, People, Places, Queer guys, Queers, Topics, U.S. Geography, Union Square and East Village

Good Samaritan Laws Have Yet to be Enacted in the Subway

Man, boarding downtown E: This is the downtown E?
Woman: Yes.
Man: You sure?
Woman: I’m positive.
Man: Aight, ’cause if those numbers start gettin’ bigger, yo head gonna get bigger, bitch.

–E train, 42nd St

Overheard by: Ivan

Posted on October 3, 2006
Body Parts, Crime and Punishment, Directions, Manhattan, Men, On the Subway, People, Places, Threats, Topics, Travel, Violence, Women

You Catch It the Same Way You Do Unicorns

Gigantic suit, urinating outside: Excuse me, ladies. I apologize for that.
Ladies: It’s OK.
Gigantic suit: There’s a big black cock on the loose.

–19th & Broadway

Overheard by: becca

Posted on October 2, 2006
Black People, Etiquette, Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, Penis, Suits

Rape of the Sabine Transsexuals

Teen girl #1: If you were a guy, I would totally rape you.
Teen girl #2: Isn’t it the other way around?
Teen girl #1: No. I wouldn’t rape a girl. Unless she was a guy.
Teen girl #2: Oh.

–Broadway

Posted on September 30, 2006
College, Crime and Punishment, Gender issues, Girls, Manhattan, Questions, Rape, Talking/Convos, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes & desires

Astonishingly, This Didn’t Work When He Asked His Wife to Do Anal

Little girl: Daddy! Why can’t I try? Why can’t I ride it?
Dad, on mini-bike: Because I’m God, and God says so.

–72nd & 5th

Overheard by: better off agnostic

Posted on September 30, 2006
Cars and Driving, Dads, Girls, God, Kids, Manhattan, Parents, People, Places, Religion, Topics, Upper East Side

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